Mad and crazy intense pig racing, we want your captions

Now if you love the world of weird sports then this one you will love. Just imagine getting up in the morning and going to see the best sporting day of your life, pigs running.

Looking at the picture above, the piglet on the left looks like he is looking at the camera thinking “Shit I am loosing this race, get the camera out of my pissing face”

See what captions you can come up with for this picture above please. Let the race begin.